Barbie’s Dream Toilet

I’ve gotten a few good items from Temu for my upcoming van adventures… but this is too much (or should I say “too little”?)

You might know that you get “6 free gifts!” every time you glance at their site. So, I said “Sure” and picked out what I thought would be useful along the way.

Let’s just say, “you get what you pay for”

So this little package just arrived… it’s it my headlamp? My fan hat? USB light?

Nope… it’s the toilet.

I unfolded this little thing, thinking surely I’m missing something.

Yeah, my dignity.

There’s really no way any human can use this (it’s not even fit for bananas)

And Indie’s too old to learn this new trick.

So… I guess I have a new counter trash bin